What movies have not aged well?

Goldfinger

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why do I want to be caught sucking dick by my wife?

Moonraker

Live and Let Die

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why are some people afraid of monsters?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-”Ah so!”

How do I convince my husband that a threesome is okay?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

How will Israelis respond to someone claiming that anti-Zionism is not anti-Semitism, in the same way as anti-feminism not being misogyny and opposing same-sex marriage not being homophobia?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

Why are Trump's and Khan's experiences with authorities in the US and Pakistan similar?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How did you know you weren't the narc?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-All the bad guys are black.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are some things that children used to wait for, but are no longer common in today's society?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do I want to suck cock, after smoking methamphetamine?

Dr No

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-J W Pepper